Special Features of the Smogmobile 2000™!The Wabe → The Roadtrip → The Smogmobile 2000™
Special Features of the Smogmobile 2000™!To avoid unnecessary delays involving the police, the Smogmobile 2000™ will emit a protective blue cloud, impervious to most tracking systems.
Inspired by Douglas Adams, Panic-Sensitive Headlights™ turn off during a crisis, so you won't be disturbed by your impending death.
The Smogmobile 2000™ is equipped with the Confuse-o-tron™ Door Locking System, which would discourage even the most hardened car thieves.
Here, Paul demonstrates the four easy steps required to get into the driver side.
Step 1.The Confuse-o-tron™ Door Locking System requires you to unlock the passenger door first.
Step 2.From the inside of the car, unlock the driver door.
Step 3.Now, close and lock the passenger door.
Step 4.Finally, enter the driver door.
As any James Bond fan will tell you, the fastest way to evade pursuers is to lay a false trail, and the Anti-Pursuit Wheel Ejection System™ does just that!
After activating the system, take a hard turn. Your wheel will continue down the road while you escape down a side street. (Damage to the car caused by driving with three wheels may not be covered by insurance; check with your agent first.)
Last Modified: 2003/12/08 00:50:12 GMT
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