The Wabe → The Roadtrip → The Roadtrip Reports → Year 9 → Roadtrip Report: 22 August 2004
Things have been pretty dull around here. Not for the brave researchers at the SRL, mind you; we’ve been quite busy…
Other Trips | August 22 (part II) →
What’s this? A daring daylight robbery of the recently-reopened Advanced Technology Center of the Smogmobile Research Labs?
Nope. Looks like Paul is finally getting around to disposing of ten years’ worth of collected junk.
The Advanced Technology Center uses only the most sophisticated salvaged equipment in its research. Here you see the latest project: an electronic recording system that would monitor Paul’s non-attempts to clean the garage.
Only the deranged would have the compulsive desire to hoard glass bottles and shredded sofas, and only the most crazed of that lot would rent a truck to transport their collection.
Paul rented a truck.
Question: Where do you store a sofa and a dozen empty glass water cooler bottles in a garage filled with boxes?
Answer: You don’t. Toss ’em.
The nightmare of this garage cannot be conveyed by mere photographs. But an unapparent deeper horror remains: somewhere in this pile of dross are the missing Smogmobile 2000™ tapes. And possibly Jimmy Hoffa.
Other Trips | August 22 (part II) →
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