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"Come on down to Sunline Electric Chair! We have all brands and models! Check out this baby... 50 000 Volts of pure zapping power! Only used to execute three convicts!"
"When I get a gigolo, I don't want to spend my entire day getting serviced. That's why I choose Express Gigolo."
Another one from the local theater. It's rare to see a movie marquee get philosophical, let alone existential.
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This fabulous vehicle was seen crusing the quiet streets of Los Alamitos. Note the spoiler that is almost as tall as the car itself and the complex exhaust manifold that obviously was designed by NASA rocket scientists. As Dan so succinctly stated, "I am so sorry to hear about the size of your penis."
I don't know about you, but I'm going to rush right out and stand in line to see this exciting blockbuster! I mean, any movie can feature explosions and daredevil stunts, but how many feature real-life bus dispatchers? And think! it's playing right now at my "local transit center."
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