The room is covered with pink and green striped wall paper. The furniture is eye-achingly red and vibrant green.

The table chairs, and lone shelf all look like they are made of plastic, with rounded edges. Everything has a wide base and a narrow top- and it's not just because of my low height, all the furniture was built like that.

It's all so childish, I hate it.

Good god, that last room was awful. My eyes still feel sore.

Now the forest. The forest is composed of peaceful shades of green, gray, and brown. This is a better place to visit, I’ll tell you that. The trees are tall, but widely spaced between each trunk. At no point is there a real wall of trees where I have to take the path, I can wander off in any direction I want to.

The forest is well lit- I could easily read a book printed on recycled paper (which is gray) without straining my eyes at all.

The air is a little moist, which is how I like it.

The path is a skinny strip of dirt, well traveled.

However, the grassy area on both sides of the path (before the tree trunks start) adds about 5 feet of walk-able space.

I see what looks like a pool of circling water inside of an enormous white porcelain coffee mug or tea cup. The cup is about 8 feet wide from brim to brim and the water inside is tinted brown with some kind of cider. The cup is also imbedded into the ground so that approximately 5 feet of the bottom is not visible at the surface.

I could take a swim in here if I wanted, but I’m afraid that I would burn myself and ruin the flavor of the cider.

It’s a miniature version of the gigantic cup I saw earlier. This smaller cup is about 8 inches tall by 10 inches wide.

White porcelain, thick brim, a bit heavy, clean, but unremarkable save for how big it is.

A head of me I see more cups like this one. I think I’m going to take one.

I see several keys. One gold, one iron, and one brons.

I have no idea what these keys go to.

I think this is one of those things where using the wrong key will end badly.