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        <p>There is a massive cat in one corner. there is an eight foot table in the middle and the Giant Chicken of Bristol is having a fight with the Four headed beast of Surrey on it.</p>
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    <addl>The subject was exposed to a number of chemicals with hallucinogenic side-effects as a child.</addl>
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  <forestdesc>
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        <p>The trees are lush on one side, tall, giant, green and pleasant. the other side has stunted, hellish trees with no leaves. theyy are very bare.</p>
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    <addl>Note the almost perfect symmetry: one one side a caring protecting parent; the other, evil. The subject obviously was raised by a severely bipolar individual.</addl>
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    <answer>
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        <p>the path is made of lovely clear human skulls.</p>
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    <addl>The subject began his career as a serial killer in adolescence.</addl>
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    <answer>
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        <p>it is a river with many fish in it. there are no fish in it. it is beautiful, clean and stagnant.</p>
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    <addl>Again, a dichotomy. Sex is good, sex is bad; children are good, children are bad.</addl>
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    <avoid/>
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  <cupdesc>
    <answer>
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        <p>it is non-descript and has many lovely markings and patterns. it is priceless and worthless.</p>
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    </answer>
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    <addl>Very few people look forward to a marriage so that they can more easily beat their spouse. The subject has severe commitment issues, and will most likely die alone and unloved.</addl>
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  <keydesc>
    <answer>
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        <p>it is very long and short. it obviously unlocks a monster truck which i shall use to destroy the earth!</p>
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    <addl>Again, we see the deranged rantings of a person so fearful of the world that they have dedicated their life to its destruction. The choice of a “monster truck” is significant as it is usually an indication of impotence: thought by the owner to represent power but viewed by most as shoddy compensation.</addl>
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