Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 23 June 2009

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

It is my childhood bedroom. The room is dark, quiet, and cool. I am alone. There is a bed against the wall. There are pictures of the sun and planets on the wall. There is a desk with a computer. The computer is off. There is a workbench with electronics. The electronics are disassembled.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (99.84%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (93.66%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

The forest is lush and green, but it is also dark, quiet, and cool. There are oak trees, pine trees, and many plants. The leaves are bright despite the general atmosphere of darkness. It is familiar, but there is a peculiar strangeness to it as well.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (82.62%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (100.00%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is wide and consists of dark brown dirt. There are very few roots or rocks in the path itself. The width increases further down the path. The trees become very large further down the path. No one else knows about the path. I am the only one who knows about it.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.43%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.78%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.19%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (68.94%).

This is how you described the water:

The moving water is a stream. The stream is moving over smooth stones. It moves from left to right. The stream makes a quiet trickle as it moves over the stones. It is relatively narrow. The water is crystal clear and ice cold. I want to drink it.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.59%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.09%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (100.00%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

The cup is shaped like a trophy. It has two handles. It is gold in color, but its design is simple. It appears to be a bit tarnished. It is smooth and round. It is short. It does not have markings or decorations. I want to drink some water from it.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.25%).

You took the cup and filled it.

The subject is interested in marriage, and sex will be a significant part of that relationship.

This is how you described the key:

The key is large and smooth. It is gold in color. Like the cup, it is a bit tarnished. It is a kind of skeleton key. It opens every important secret door.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.44%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (36.27%).

You confronted the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the direct, no-nonsense approach.

When you came to the wall, you jumped over it.

The wall represents death: by jumping over it, the subject not only acknowledges death but has come to accept its finality.

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