Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 19 March 2009

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

The room is quite small and painted a pale shade of pink. I look out of the window and see dense trees and shrubs. The lack of morning sun leaves the room cool but my green and cream quilt means i am cosy and safe. The painting on the wall puts me at ease, it watches over me.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (99.84%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (93.66%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

The forest is typical scrub with dark, tall trees. The ground is damp and almost muddy. I hear the creek trickling in the near distance.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (63.28%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (99.96%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is difficult to follow and rough but i know the way. I know if i cross the creek and climb up the path, i will soon find a clearing and lote of blackberry bushes. This place is abandoned, it is only me who knows the way.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (38.06%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.18%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.68%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (67.88%).

This is how you described the water:

The water is very shallow but flowing water. A creek. The water is fresh and cool, clear and yet i would not drink it.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.90%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.28%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (99.63%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

it is a drink bottle. Green and pink, made of plastic.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.41%).

You took the cup but left it empty.

The subject is interested in marriage, but sex won’t be a significant part of that relationship.

This is how you described the key:

it is a small brass key. the twisted ornamental end looks delicate and beautiful. it opens my beautiful wardrobe but i imagine it could open a secret trove of treasure.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.38%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (37.32%).

You confronted the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the direct, no-nonsense approach.

When you came to the wall, you turned around and walked back along the path.

The wall represents death: by avoiding it altogether, the subject shows complete denial about the possibility of death.

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