Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 27 February 2009

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

The room is my grandmother's guest bedroom at her old house. It is well lit, with a creepy doll sitting on a chair in the corner. The furniture is old and dark. The bed sheets and curtains are lacy and white. It smells old and dusty. There is an old mirror on the wall, with elaborate brass metalwork. It is quiet and the window is open, with a slight breeze blowing the curtains.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (100.00%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (97.80%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

The forest is shady, with some light coming through the trees. The trees have low and many branches, that I could climb if I wanted to. It is dry. I hear birds. Some pine trees and some maple and chestnut trees.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (80.22%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (100.00%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is narrow. There are tree roots crisscrossing it. There is grass along the edge and going into the woods. It winds and curves, but there is a definite direction. It is easily navigated, as long as I do not go fast. I wander and watch my steps.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.68%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.46%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.43%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (67.48%).

This is how you described the water:

I come to a river. The river is not wide, I can walk across. The water is clear and I can see the bottom, which is maybe two or three feet deep and flowing smoothly. There is a small waterfall falling from a few rocks on my right and leading into the river.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.77%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.41%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (100.00%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

It is coffee mug. It is earthy and home-made looking. It has a handle. It has words and sentences printed on it that I do not understand. It is in a language I do not know. There is also some artwork on it. A flower and a tree.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.19%).

You took the cup and filled it.

The subject is interested in marriage, and sex will be a significant part of that relationship.

This is how you described the key:

I find an old silver skeleton key with engravings on the handle. It is attached to a chain. It is heavy. I do not know what it unlocks, but I look around for something to unlock. I wonder if it doesn't unlock a chest or box. I put it around my neck and take it with me.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.57%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (37.65%).

You avoided the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the indirect, non-confrontational approach.

When you came to the wall, you tried to go around it.

The wall represents death: by trying to walk around it, the subject shows an acknowledgment of death, but also a need for an alternative to its finality, such as an afterlife or reincarnation.

See another test from 2009