Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 24 February 2009

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

Cold Bare furnishings Lack of decoration Spacious

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (52.96%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (65.82%).

You wanted to leave the room.

The subject wanted to become an adult.

This is how you described the forest:

Dark Tall trees Shady Cool

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. Average lighting tells us that the subject received enough attention from the adults to be guided but not oppressed (41.77%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (82.84%).

This is how you described the path:

Easily navigable Wide Well travelled Clearly marked

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.80%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (59.23%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (52.93%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (68.55%).

This is how you described the water:

Stream surrounded by rocks Burbling Fast current Water travelling over rocks

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (89.05%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.49%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (92.17%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

Chipped Light Green Mug Smooth handle

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.36%).

You left the cup behind.

The subject is not interested in marriage.

This is how you described the key:

Stubby Round and oval Gold and rusty Unlocks a chest

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.80%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (37.86%).

You avoided the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the indirect, non-confrontational approach.

When you came to the wall, you jumped over it.

The wall represents death: by jumping over it, the subject not only acknowledges death but has come to accept its finality.

See another test from 2009