Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 6 April 2008

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

the room is comfortably warm, neither too hot nor too cold. the furnishings are plain and modern, light wood to match the hardwood floor. there is a large bed with a blue duvet, and lots of pillows. the bed is comfortable. there are many windows in the room, and lots of sunlight is spilling in. there is a desk facing a large bay window, and a bookshelf filled with books next to it. there are framed photographs on the wall, but no other decorations.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (100.00%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (98.83%).

You wanted to leave the room.

The subject wanted to become an adult.

This is how you described the forest:

There are fragrant pine trees all around. It is shady but sunlight filters through the trees. the ground is covered in a soft carpet of pine needles. there are birds singing, it is not dark nor unpleasant, but peaceful.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (81.45%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (100.00%).

This is how you described the path:

the path is wide, there are no obstructions. it looks old and well traveled and is bordered clearly by the trees.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.69%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (59.26%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.08%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (68.63%).

This is how you described the water:

The path comes to a lively little river about 10 yards wide. the water is crystal clear, and not too deep, and there are large rocks in the river to climb on and sit on.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.88%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.43%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (99.96%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

there is a red nalgene bottle filled with water sitting on the the riverbank.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.41%).

You left the cup behind.

The subject is not interested in marriage.

This is how you described the key:

There is a typical, nondescript house key in the middle of the path.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.29%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (37.72%).

You avoided the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the indirect, non-confrontational approach.

When you came to the wall, you jumped over it.

The wall represents death: by jumping over it, the subject not only acknowledges death but has come to accept its finality.

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