Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 2 April 2008

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

It's dark and dirty. There's a big window which light is coming in from. Everything is covered in dust. There's lots of clutter. The ceiling is full of beams.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (97.61%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (86.69%).

You wanted to leave the room.

The subject wanted to become an adult.

This is how you described the forest:

There are tall thin alder trees. There's some light, but not a lot.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (48.71%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (98.38%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is narrow and winds a lot. There are some branches on it.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.90%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.34%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.82%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (67.29%).

This is how you described the water:

It's a deep pool that's very still. It's very pleasant, jade green.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (89.26%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.54%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (93.51%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

It's a pink plastic cup with water in it.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.75%).

You left the cup behind.

The subject is not interested in marriage.

This is how you described the key:

It's a big, ornate key that's made out of bronze. It's decorated with carved leaves. I think it unlocks a door of a giant castle.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.39%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (37.51%).

You confronted the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the direct, no-nonsense approach.

When you came to the wall, you turned around and walked back along the path.

The wall represents death: by avoiding it altogether, the subject shows complete denial about the possibility of death.

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