Provisional Analysis for Idakazoo, 21 March 2008

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

The room is a comfortable temperature, just right for sleeping. I am in a queen size bed sitting atop a very comfortable mattress. The fuzzy blanket I am curled up in is very soft and is sage green. The walls are also a soft sage green and are very calming and soothing. There is framed art on the walls. The frames are grey and the images are of an asian style design. I note that there are dragonflies, butterflies and colorful leaves in the paintings. There are also a couple of candle holders hanging on the walls. I see two nightstands on either side of the bed, as well as one tall dresser and one shorter and longer dresser. All the furniture appears to be made of a light wood. Sitting on the night stands are lamps, books and clocks. The dressers have photos in frames, candles and some knick-knacks on them. There are two windows in the room and there is a sheer sage green drape hanging in front of each one. They are hanging from drapery rods that are gold and have leaves on the end.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (100.00%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (99.96%).

You wanted to leave the room.

The subject wanted to become an adult.

This is how you described the forest:

The forest is composed of a mixture of trees. I see maples, oaks, pines, dogwoods and redwoods. The trees are spread out on the edges of the forest. As you walk further into the forest some of the trees are closer together. I note that there are grasses, flowers and bushes among the trees. It is bright in some areas and darker in others.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (92.50%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (100.00%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is clearly marked and easy to navigate. It is wide enough for two people to travel on side by side. It appears to be well traveled. Sometimes there are patches that are soft as it is covered with pine needles or leaves but other areas are clear of vegetation and it is just hard backed light colored soil or dirt.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.47%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (59.50%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (51.82%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (69.10%).

This is how you described the water:

The water is fresh, clear and pure. It is always moving, yet in some sections it appears the water picks up speed and in others it slows down and appears very calm. You can see through the water to the bottom. There are fish swimming in it.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.80%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.68%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (99.99%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

The cup is bright yellow with a big smiley face on it. It is made of ceramic and appears to be hand painted. I check to see if there is a signature on the bottom and I find the letter M. As this is my initial and I have a thing for smiley faces I take this as a sign that it is meant for me.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.16%).

You took the cup and filled it.

The subject is interested in marriage, and sex will be a significant part of that relationship.

This is how you described the key:

The key is a big golden skeleton key. I think it unlocks a door.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.42%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (36.91%).

You confronted the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the direct, no-nonsense approach.

When you came to the wall, you jumped over it.

The wall represents death: by jumping over it, the subject not only acknowledges death but has come to accept its finality.

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