Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 8 February 2008

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

The room is comfortably warm with a lot of diffused natural light streaming in from large windows on two walls. There is a fireplace with a crackling fire. The walls are beige and brown. There is a large blue chair with several red throw pillows and a fuzzy blanket. The room smells like cocoa.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (99.94%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (95.31%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

The trees are tall, sturdy pines. The sunlight dapples the ground as it streams throught the tree canopy. The ground is carpeted with pine needles, giving it a slightly springy feel.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (74.65%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (100.00%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is about two feet wide made of packed dirt. It winds gently through the forest. There are few sharp turns, but there is an occassional rock in the path. The rocks are just the right size for twisting your ankle if you are not careful.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.68%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.58%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.50%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (68.46%).

This is how you described the water:

The water is a shallow, burbling stream. The water is cool and clear. It makes a happy sound as it travels across the stone-covered streambed.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.92%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.27%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (99.75%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

It appears to be a hand-thrown pottery mug. It has a very pretty swirly blue and white glaze. It is large and heavy, but can still be easily lifted by the comfortable handle.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.22%).

You took the cup but left it empty.

The subject is interested in marriage, but sex won’t be a significant part of that relationship.

This is how you described the key:

The key is as long as my hand from wrist to finger tip. It looks old-fashioned with lots of curliques and designs, but it is very shiny. It is silver etched with gold. I expect it to be heavy when I pick it up, but it is strangely light. I think it opens a little-used attic room in an older home.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.75%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (36.56%).

You avoided the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the indirect, non-confrontational approach.

When you came to the wall, you turned around and walked back along the path.

The wall represents death: by avoiding it altogether, the subject shows complete denial about the possibility of death.

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