Provisional Analysis for Josh Jarvis, 16 July 2007

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

I awake under a soft warm blanket and find myself in a purple colored room with a laced canopy above. I smelled something sweet and looked to my left to find a beautiful girl. Her golden hair lay rested on the covers I could barley make out her profile when I realized I had just met this girl last night.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (99.25%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (90.29%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

I am standing on ruble of where a coble stoned road used to be. I see fog hovering above the warm earth and sunbeams shining through the thick old tress towering above me all a green. Just then I hear the clip clop of a horse coming towards me.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (68.91%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (99.99%).

This is how you described the path:

The road is barley marked with moss growing through the cobble stones- what is left of them. I can't see very far in front of me because the fog hasn't burned off yet.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (38.02%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.37%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.81%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (67.94%).

This is how you described the water:

The body of water is vast and large. immeadatley I see a bunch of Cattails emmerging from the water gently moving in the soothing breeze. Off in the distance I see a couple of Ducks cleaning themselfs and every once in a while I see a fish leap out of the crisp clean water with a splash.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (89.04%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.66%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (100.00%).

When you came to the water, you went around it.

The subject is not interested in new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

I pick up the silver goblet filled with red wine. The gobblet has a gargoyle on the side of the cup looking out towards the open

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.18%).

You took the cup and filled it.

The subject is interested in marriage, and sex will be a significant part of that relationship.

This is how you described the key:

The key is old and tanished in sport but you can see that it was silver in color - the head of the key looks like a crown with jewels on it.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.50%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (36.72%).

You confronted the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the direct, no-nonsense approach.

When you came to the wall, you jumped over it.

The wall represents death: by jumping over it, the subject not only acknowledges death but has come to accept its finality.

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