Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 10 June 2007

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

The room I am in is a pleasant temperature. The hot sun shining through the window is counteracted by a revolving ceiling fan. I wake up in a king size bed. The sheets are very crisp and smooth but they are not cozy. The room has high ceilings and is very open. One wall is entirely window and looks out into a metropolitan area, a park and in the distance the ocean. The room is modern and has rich hardwood floors and creamy white walls. From my room I can see other rooms - a bathroom and a small living room that has a chandelier.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (100.00%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (99.23%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

The forest is beautiful. There are tall trees with trunks of all different sizes. Cedars, alders, pines and many other trees are surrounded by think underbrush. Berry bushes and ferns are the most prominant. The sun is sparkling through the canopy, especially along the path. Off the path and deeper in the woods it becomes slightly darker.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (86.27%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (100.00%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is easy to see and it seems as if it has been around forever. It is a simple dirt path that is the result of hundereds of years of travel by both man and animal. It is free of litter. There are a few roots protruding here and there.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.66%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.30%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.34%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (67.92%).

This is how you described the water:

The water is a steady river. The sun dances on the deep blue surface to the sound of the water rushing over the rocks and boulders. The edges are nice to wade in and the water slows at one point creating a pool perfect for swimming in. The water is refreshing but warm enough that you want to dive in and splash around for a while.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.99%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.28%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (100.00%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

There is an old fashioned canteen sticking out of the bushes on the bank of the river. It is a dark green leatherlike material with a silver screw off lid that can be used as a cup. There is also a square label on it made of silver. There are initials carved into the silver label. The canteen has a worn look to it, although it has stood up very well to the elements for the long time that it has lay hidden in the bushes on the bank of the river.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (53.57%).

You left the cup behind.

The subject is not interested in marriage.

This is how you described the key:

The key is an old fashioned, ornate key. It is unlike the modern keys used to lock houses and cars. The key is a tarnished golden colour but it does not look as though it has been sitting out in the forest for long. I guess that it unlocks an old fashioned chest or the door of a house deep in the woods that has been forgotten by everyone except the person who lives in it. I am certain the key is of great importance.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.15%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (35.22%).

You avoided the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the indirect, non-confrontational approach.

When you came to the wall, you jumped over it.

The wall represents death: by jumping over it, the subject not only acknowledges death but has come to accept its finality.

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