Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 7 April 2007

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

The room is a luxurious hotel suite in Las Vegas. It feels warm as the textures and colors take you to Venetia. The combination of yellow, orange and red impact your eyes.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (89.88%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (80.36%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

Its a dark forest full of pine trees. The trees are so big that the sky is unvisible.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (61.22%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (99.93%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is narrow but is neatly delimitated and clean. The path shines on its own and no rocks, animals or anything stand in your way.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.88%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.45%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.62%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (67.44%).

This is how you described the water:

The path ends in a shallow river. The water is clear and cool. Small fish swim around.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.93%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.57%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (99.03%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

The cup is a cantine made out of shining silver. It looks new and clean.

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.29%).

You took the cup and filled it.

The subject is interested in marriage, and sex will be a significant part of that relationship.

This is how you described the key:

The key is old looking and big. It seems like one a grandmother will have. It probably opens a jewelry chest or an antique bureau.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.69%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (37.19%).

You avoided the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the indirect, non-confrontational approach.

When you came to the wall, you tried to go around it.

The wall represents death: by trying to walk around it, the subject shows an acknowledgment of death, but also a need for an alternative to its finality, such as an afterlife or reincarnation.

See another test from 2007