Its cold, there is no furniture.

It full of wood and dark green things that talk.

The path goes in two directions, forwards and backwards. It is easily navigated, I have a satellite tracking device. Its wide if I am small, narrow if I am large. I have not travelling it yet to say if its wee-travelled, and I have not abandoned it yet. Its clearly marked with Macdonald's and Coca Cola adverts and they are visible if I open my eyes.

The path comes to a fjord with floating icebergs in it. The water is bubbling hot, its good for tea.

Its a large cup with Mickey Mouse on it. There is no handle, only a back strap so I can carry it.

Its a clue type of key, it unlocks the path.