Provisional Analysis for Anonymous, 1 May 2006

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

naughty ME88 (2:59:41 AM): the room should have a light breeze, but kinda warm, the room should have a nice cozy bed naughty ME88 (2:59:49 AM): i dont really much about the decorations naughty ME88 (2:59:53 AM): i'm a spartan kinda guy

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (95.28%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (84.50%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

naughty ME88 (3:04:59 AM): the forest is bright naughty ME88 (3:05:11 AM): and a lot of bright green leaves on big trees

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (54.29%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (99.53%).

This is how you described the path:

naughty ME88 (3:06:01 AM): it'd wide and easy to get lost in naughty ME88 (3:06:05 AM): but it's a fun place to be naughty ME88 (3:06:11 AM): carefree naughty ME88 (3:06:16 AM): lots of breeze naughty ME88 (3:06:23 AM): but the sun keeps it kinda warm

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (38.02%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.49%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.64%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (68.48%).

This is how you described the water:

naughty ME88: it's a tinge of green and blue naughty ME88: with green being more dominant naughty ME88: but it's almsot clear naughty ME88: the water is cool naughty ME88: but not freezing cold naughty ME88: a sea

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (89.09%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.35%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (98.58%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

naughty ME88: i'd imagine it would be homemade naughty ME88: carved outta wood naughty ME88: more like a wooden goblet

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.20%).

You took the cup and filled it.

The subject is interested in marriage, and sex will be a significant part of that relationship.

This is how you described the key:

naughty ME88: its kind of dirty naughty ME88: looks abandoned naughty ME88: looks old school for sure naughty ME88: like one of those keys that's been hella outdated naughty ME88: most likely a box or chest of some sort

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.77%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (37.89%).

You confronted the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the direct, no-nonsense approach.

When you came to the wall, you tried to go around it.

The wall represents death: by trying to walk around it, the subject shows an acknowledgment of death, but also a need for an alternative to its finality, such as an afterlife or reincarnation.

See another test from 2006