Analysis for Mr. Scarcasm, 31 March 2006

This is how you described the room:

None, I'm still sleeping.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. The depth of description tells us that the subject has strong memories of childhood (28.57%). An uncomfortable room suggests a childhood that was devoid of happiness (47.16%).

You wanted to leave the room.

The subject wanted to become an adult.

This is how you described the forest:

Happy trees are everywhere. OMG its so bright!

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. That the forest is very bright tells us that the subject had extensive freedom while growing up (89.06%). Average-sized trees imply the normal influence adults have on a child: neither insignificant nor impressive (61.19%).

This is how you described the path:

There are cars everywhere, I cannot go any further.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. A narrow path suggests that the subject had limited options for emotional growth at this time (75.47%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (99.77%). The lack of evidence of fellow travelers suggests strong feelings of isolation at that time (97.96%). Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (83.43%).

This is how you described the water:

It's the ocean, only smaller. Like the size of a marbel or a jewel.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Clear water tells us that the subject has no issues regarding sex (55.58%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (38.68%).

When you came to the water, you went around it.

The subject is not interested in new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

It's a coffee mug that says "# 1 Dad"

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. A practical container indicates that the subject is pragmatic when it comes to questions of marriage (93.01%).

You left the cup behind.

The subject is not interested in marriage.

This is how you described the key:

It unlocks the door to the twilight zone.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Having the key open a house, car, or other commonplace use tells us that the subject has no extraordinary expectations about a career (63.26%). An ordinary-looking key suggests that the subject desires a nondescript career (40.27%).

You confronted the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the direct, no-nonsense approach.

When you came to the wall, you jumped over it.

The wall represents death: by jumping over it, the subject not only acknowledges death but has come to accept its finality.