Provisional Analysis for elmo kirk, 27 January 2006

These results are a rough estimate of a proper analysis. The AI used to generate this report can make very stupid mistakes. Numbers in parentheses represent the confidence the AI has in the preceding statement.

This is how you described the room:

the room is warm and cozy, furnished with victorian style bed and furniture. The room has all victorian rugs and is very large, walls are colored in purple, trimed in gold and brown, and is warmed with a wood burning fire place. It is warm and romantic.

The initial room is the subject’s childhood. What interests us here is the general atmosphere of the room, in addition to the level of furnishings described by the subject. This comfortable room suggests a childhood that was pleasant (99.82%). The significant detail in the description of the room tells us that the subject has rich, lasting memories of childhood (93.44%).

You wanted to stay in the room.

The subject did not want to grow up.

This is how you described the forest:

The forest is very dark and dense, full of very tall oak and elm trees with huge and long branches.

The forest is growing up, and the trees are those adults with whom the subject interacted at that time. A semi-dark forest tells us that the subject felt somewhat oppressed by the attention the adults gave (63.28%). Tall trees imply that the adults had a strong influence on the subject (99.96%).

This is how you described the path:

The path is fairly navigatable with few obstructions, it is not wide but not narrow either. The path is abandoned but not hidden, can be seen easily.

Adolescence is represented by the path through the forest. Lots of obstructions on the path indicate many problems during adolescence (37.75%). The strong evidence of fellow travelers tells us that the subject received a lot of support from friends and family during that potentially troubling time (58.40%). Poor visibility of the path tells us the subject was often confused by the changes brought on by adolescence (53.20%). A wide path indicates that the subject had numerous options for emotional growth at this time (68.04%).

This is how you described the water:

The water is a swift moving stream, clear as glass but moving over large rocks causing foam to appear as it hits the rocks. It is meandering to and fro as it glides down stream.

The water is the subject’s sexuality. What interests us here is the clarity of the water (representing attitude) and its movement (representing libido). Murky, dirty, or otherwise unclear water suggests that the subject has significant issues regarding sex (88.81%). The presence of life in or around the water indicates a strong desire for children (83.26%). The movement of the water suggests a normal, average if somewhat playful sex drive (99.92%).

When you came to the water, you crossed it.

The subject is open to new sexual experiences.

This is how you described the cup:

The cup is shaped like an urn with a wide mouth and even wider body that makes it easy to fill and maintains good balance

The vessel, or specifically the practicality of the vessel, is how the subject approaches marriage or bonding. That the container is refuse or damaged suggests a cynicism about the institution (54.42%).

You left the cup behind.

The subject is not interested in marriage.

This is how you described the key:

the key is fairly large and would be easy to find if lost because of its size and shape, it probabily unlocks a cabin door.

The key is the ideal career for the subject. What interests us here is how the key appears (representing how others view the career) and what it may open (representing the subject’s goals for the career). Decorative keys suggest that the subject wants an attention-grabbing, one-of-a-kind career (46.61%). Note that the subject is confused about the purpose of the key: the subject has no discernible goals when it comes to a career (37.17%).

You confronted the bear.

In a crisis, the subject prefers the direct, no-nonsense approach.

When you came to the wall, you tried to go around it.

The wall represents death: by trying to walk around it, the subject shows an acknowledgment of death, but also a need for an alternative to its finality, such as an afterlife or reincarnation.

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