A black princess bed is suspended on chains above a pit of boiling darkness. On that bed are thirty whores of varying ethnicities and nationalities calling out to me by my middle name. Upon inspection, each of the whores is actually a virgin, but each also has a seperate sexually transmitted disease that they've been injected with by an evil clone of Patrick Stewart. The room is exceedingly hot, topping out at approximately 400 degrees. My skin burns off regenerates nearly instantaniously, repeating this cycle endlessly. A black plastic lamp that was levitating next to the bed bursts into flames and falls down into the boiling hot darkness below.
Black plastic trees look down at me with hideous eyes that appear to be a cross between a giant fruit fly and the googling orbs that Bea Arthur uses to see the world. They follow me wherever I try to hide. The artificial gravel that makes up the path under my feet cries like crushed and impaled babies as I step on them with my black and red soccer cleats (the gravel, not the babies, there are no real babies... it's a similie ass fucker), making it joyful to skip and prance down the path, avoiding the accusingly sexy eyes of the trees.
The path is astoundingly straight, as if measured out with a ruler and a level. Having never walked down an easier path, my legs take control of the rest of my body and force me to run, my arms dangling helplessly, as if broken or paralyzed, behind me.
The water at my feet screams like a burning nun on her way to chemical castration for the rape of 18 midget buddist monks. It's dark blueness makes me want to retch as it reaches up and tries to take my hand. The water teams up on itself and forms what can only be described as a river.
A leather wrapped silver flask lies here, adorned on one side with an ornate silver cross, and on the other a plate engraved with the initials SA. I dare not open it, for it contains the soul of my first pet... I just know it.
A giant fifteen ton solid black iron key blocks my progress forward. There is no way anything on this bizzare world could even imagine moving it. Likely it unlocks a obsenely large car door.