Daniel Spisak 2002-04-02

The room is 2'x2'x2'. It's very warm, in fact its scorching hot. I'm laying on what looks to be a large bronzed barbecue grill and there is an angry red-hot heat element down below me.

The forest looks like someone's poorly rendered WRML version of a forest. Complete with spherical trees with no branches, and oddly geometrically shaped bushes that resemble something out of a bad Picasso painting. Everything is spaced at odd intervals, with a huge yellow orb hanging in the horizon.

Note the emphasis on the synthetic nature of the forest, as if the subject felt that the guidance was artificial, contrived.

Its quite easy to see some razzled path jaggedly laid out as if someone slipped when moving their mouse in Photoshop.

The water is not actually water but is indeed JELL-O! Obviously this is a man-made body of water (sic). The water is a lovely fizzy champagne flavor.

(Jell-o doesn’t flow; thus our interpretation of stagnancy.) That the water is flavored does not fall under the traditional definition of contamination (mud and other pollutants), but it may suggest that the subject has some curious attitudes towards sex.

It's a huge pewter mug with a hinged top, easily capable of holding even the largest of 7-11's Super Mega Insane Double Bladder Destroying Burst of Liquid Goodness Gulps

This novelty cup could indicate that the subject views marriage as a bit of a joke.

It's the key to my BMW. How do I know this you ask? Well, its got my initials on it and a BMW emblem on it, duh!

Normally, car and house keys represent nondescript careers; this key, being personalized, may be indicative of a career that is best filled only by the subject and that the subject expects significant wealth from the career (as shown by the luxury nature of the car).