Bob from Bob's House of Fish 2000-11-06

its cold.. with a large dresser and a bed with a massive headboard

The forest is made of big green trees.. tick enough to smother out the sun

the path is small.. rocky.. difficult to navigate..

It looks like an open septic tank.. and it smells like it as well...

The vessel is a beer glass. The novelty type sold at football or hockey games

The key is a 128 bit RSA key. Its contained on a smartcard, which is credit card shaped and sized. It has the NORAD logo on it. It may unlock the nuclear football to allow a full thermonuclear missile launch

The key described here is one-of-a-kind, unique and powerful: the subject desires an advanced career and expects it to offer significant power over a lot of people.