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<beartest version="3" reviewed="yes" name="Rev. Matt Keeley" date="1999-07-02">
  <roomdesc>
    <answer>
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
        <p>It is orange with Hitler on the walls.</p>
      </div>
    </answer>
    <comfort>
      <undefined/>
    </comfort>
    <furnishing>
      <undefined/>
    </furnishing>
    <addl>The subject was a member of the Hitler Youth. We suggest keeping the subject in a padded room for the remainder of his life.</addl>
  </roomdesc>
  <room>
    <stay/>
    <addl>Well, duh! The Hitler Youth loved Hitler.</addl>
  </room>
  <forestdesc>
    <answer>
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
        <p>It's got dead trees. With Hitler on the walls.</p>
      </div>
    </answer>
    <lighting>
      <undefined/>
    </lighting>
    <size>
      <undefined/>
    </size>
    <addl>These adults were also Nazi sympathizers. We suggest their imprisonment as well.</addl>
  </forestdesc>
  <pathdesc>
    <answer>
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
        <p>Narrow. With Hitler on the walls.</p>
      </div>
    </answer>
    <obstructions>
      <undefined/>
    </obstructions>
    <use>
      <undefined/>
    </use>
    <visibility>
      <undefined/>
    </visibility>
    <width>
      <undefined/>
    </width>
    <addl>During adolescence, the subject memorized Mein Kampf. We suggest that the subject undergo a lobotomy.</addl>
  </pathdesc>
  <waterdesc>
    <answer>
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
        <p>It's a ocean. with Hitler on the walls.</p>
      </div>
    </answer>
    <clarity>
      <undefined/>
    </clarity>
    <life>
      <undefined/>
    </life>
    <movement>
      <undefined/>
    </movement>
    <addl>The subject’s sexual fantasies all involve Hitler. We suggest castration (mechanical, not chemical).</addl>
  </waterdesc>
  <water>
    <cross/>
    <addl>As noted before, the subject would like to have sex with Hitler.</addl>
  </water>
  <cupdesc>
    <answer>
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
        <p>It's a boat. With Hitler on the walls.</p>
      </div>
    </answer>
    <utility>
      <undefined/>
    </utility>
    <addl>The subject would like to get married to Hitler by the captain of a U-boat.</addl>
  </cupdesc>
  <cup>
    <fill/>
    <addl>The subject will produce a lot of children for the Fatherland, thus reenforcing the need for <em xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">lebensraum</em>.</addl>
  </cup>
  <keydesc>
    <answer>
      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">
        <p>It unlocks a room with Hitler on the walls.</p>
      </div>
    </answer>
    <appearance>
      <undefined/>
    </appearance>
    <purpose>
      <undefined/>
    </purpose>
    <addl>The subject’s ideal career would be as a member of the SS.</addl>
  </keydesc>
  <bear>
    <avoid/>
    <addl>Like most Nazis, the subject is an abject coward.</addl>
  </bear>
  <wall>
    <circumvent/>
    <addl>Note the subject fears afterlife retribution for his crimes against humanity.</addl>
  </wall>
</beartest>
