The Wabe The Bear Test


Welcome to the Bear Test

Four easy steps to fame, fortune, and happiness:

  1. Take the Test
  2. Browse the archives
  3. Have any lingering questions answered
  4. Optional: Learn about the AI behind the test (only if you’re really bored—involves actual math)

If you’re going to send this out to your favorite mailing list, please send the URL for this page, not the test proper. This is where important news and information will be posted.

Style too “gothy”? Try the new Bear Test Lite (experimental). If that is too much, you can revert back to the darker version here.

And do remember: it’s just a game. The results do not reflect a true psychological analysis. This is not a competition. Please, no wagering.


Duplicate tests. Don’t resubmit tests if you don’t like the answer. Remember: there’s a difference between “provisional” (tests the AI has processed) and “final” (tests I have reviewed for obvious AI errors). Wait until the “final” before bitching. I reserve the right to mock people who resubmit after changing only one answer.

Removing tests. If you send me e-mail, I’m perfectly willing to remove your test from the queue. If it has been reviewed, however, I’d prefer to “anonymize” it by removing references to your name and/or e-mail. Removing reviewed tests weakens the AI by forcing me to rebuild the probability tables.

Last Modified: 2003/12/09 04:09:22 GMT
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